Bio: Amy is a new and very funny young author who blogs about her life as a modern day vampire trying to put up with both humans and fellow vampires...
The author Amy has been transformed into a manga character by the art of Heby Sim, real photos were changed into the wonderful images you will see in her books. Her first book will be out this month and is called: Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to being a Vampire. ISBN 9781874192480.
You can see her book on Amazon or on her website: www.fangsrule.com.
Waking up Naked in a strange bed with a Hangover and no memory of how you got there.
Bed and sleeping with people is always a problem and as I always say Sleeping with another girl does not mean you are a lesbian sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing.
So back to waking up Naked in a strange bed with a Hangover and no memory of how you got there, every drinking girl's nightmare along with the worry of where you left your clothes.
So you slowly open your eyes and painfully look around a strange room which from the decor shouts rather too loudly of cheap motel....and the way your head feels it says it far too loud even if it whispered it.
A cheap nylon sheet is covering you......er......and that is all you have covering you.......A fur coat would have been nice.....shut up.......you don't mind who I kill and eat but you object to me liking fur...huh......... you humans are so odd if I said a human corpse covering you would not have cared!!!
It is all that is covering you...er...yes you check twice and a single piece of coloured cord around ones wrist does not count! Supporting the local cat's home is very charitable but does not count as clothing.
So what happens next?
1. A man leaves some money on the bedside table as he puts on his trousers and leaves.........
Action: .............you scream............What just $20 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. You turn to one side and see a naked man and two naked female fashion models in bed with you.
Action: Roll over and go back to sleep you are either in some guys dream or if real with the fashion models in bed with you then you know your honour is quite safe.
3. There is Eric the vampire from True Blood in next to you in bed.
Action: ..............Pounce on him....he is not going to get away again!
4. You notice the room is empty apart from a pile of female clothes which are not yours.
Action: ................You know that no matter how short the skirt is you will go without underwear today as there is just no way you are ever going to put on another persons' used underwear!
5. You look down and see you are now a guy. You have changed sex during the night!!!! And then you hear a female voice near by asked how was it for you and shall we do it again?
Action: ..................Hope whatever the new extra bits you have know what they are going to do without you having to order an owner's manual from Amazon; but then as you stare at what is between your legs and now you fear more that the bigger problem will be trying to fit back into the micro dress you had on last night.
6. You look down and you are still female but you hear a female voice near by asked how it was for you and shall we do it again?
Action: .............Telling her you have a headache only works on guys so you look on the bright side no matter what went on its now too late and turn to her thinking at least you won't get pregnant.
7. You look down at your hand and discover a gold band on your wedding finger and snoring coming from someone near you in bed.
Action: ...............Panic! All you can remember are day glow cocktails with strange names like oblivion and something so pretty that it could not be alcoholic.......You can only remember talking to two people last night. 1. a long distant truck driver who got his tattoos while in jail and 2. the bartender you are really praying it is the bartender next to you and then you remember the bartender was female and remembering the tattoos still pray it is the bartender!
8. You look around the empty room and remember that you booked yourself in last night just after being sick over the guy you fancied and you did not even remember eating peas. But he refused to take you home so you crashed here.
Action: ................You pray to all the gods you know thanking them for the pounding head and the feeling of still wanting to be sick as it could have been far worse!
Guess what I have just finished my first book interview....Weeeeeeeeeeeee have I told you before?..........well tough I am telling you again it is my blog!
Here is the link......so take a look:
I would be remiss if I didn' show you Amy's book. So here is a look at the cover and take a look at the book trailer.
Thank you so much for stopping by today Amy and thank you for showing us a glimpse of your book, Fangs Rule: A Girl's Guide to Being a Vampire.